All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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