im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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