love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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