is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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