Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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