Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
operation harelip BJ is a go
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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