just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she woke up with a sticky ear
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I have post one night stand depression
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