I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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