CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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