Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Houston, we have a blender
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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