windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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