Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
honey bunches of taint.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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