love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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