Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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