So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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