OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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