WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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