I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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