New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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