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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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