What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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