Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
either way he was missing a nipple.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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