The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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