she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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