brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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