So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Randomize