Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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