its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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