Yo dont text me then not text me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
