i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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