shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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