Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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