I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
3pm strippers are depressing
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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