She announced her abortion via fbk
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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