We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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