Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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