You're completely useless in the revolution.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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