rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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