that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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