I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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