margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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