dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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