Who did Billy Mays play for?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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