do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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