The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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