Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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