Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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