just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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