is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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