Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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