Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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