Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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