I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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