He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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