Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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