I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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