I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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